February 2011
56 posts
theobviouskilljoy:
midnightfalls:
omgzachary:
To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
my second time posting this but i got so many new followers
And to my newest followers, thank you
This never gets old
January 2011
49 posts
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Unable to fall in love with...
allwasgoldeninthesky-:
“An idea is like a parasite, resilient, highly contagious,
the smallest seed of...”
– Cobb (Inception)
“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man...”
– Mean Girls
Fuck Yeah Love!: My boyfriend and I decided to... →
fuckyeahhlove:
As we give our relationship another try..
• I promise never to lie to you even during those times when I really want to. • I promise to remind you every day that I love you. • I promise to always share my food with you. • I promise to see every cartoon movie you want to in theaters. • I…
Things A Girl Wants But Don't Ask For. →
monsterrrloverrr:
biancaapuya:
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
KEEP READING
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto...
Me watching a funny movie:
My mom watching the same movie:
Omg this!
“Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.”
– Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
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People are getting Valentine Dates ALREADY.
Oh it’s okay, don’t mind me. It’s not like I have any lonely feelings anyways.
Most teens my age get in trouble for drinking and...
lifeaclimbx:
ALL SOUTH FLORIDA PEOPLE REBLOG!
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“Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless b*tch.”
– Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory
“Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.”
– William Shakespeare
When the bell rings, and everyone starts packing...
kayteepwns2:
Teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.
WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BELL FOR?!
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“She is a parasite, and I am the host. — Vinny, Jersey Shore”
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“FEEL HER BOOBS AND THEN FEEL YOURS.”
– Snooki, Jersey Shore (via jerseyshore-quotes)
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“What I would love to find is a guido, juicehead… Can I find that somewhere?...”
– — Snooki, Jersey Shore (via jerseyshore-quotes)
i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
fightthafairies:
teacher: did i give out any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
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“Snooki: If you can’t take the heat, get the hell out the kitchen. [Season 3, Ep....”
“You are going for Rookie of the Year Award!”
– Mike
During examtime..
sparklex:
The night before and being asked if you’ve studied:
Walking into the exam room thinking you know this shit:
Opening the exam paper and reading the first question:
Halfway through the exam:
Finishing the exam:
When people ask how you think you’ve done:
Getting your grade back:
Finding out all your other friends did better than you:
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“Even though we’re tiny pitches, I don’t give a f**k. I will attack you like a...”
– http://itsquoted.com/jersey-shore-season-3-quotes/
When the teacher says you can choose your own...
phuongynguyen:
brittanyatemysandwich:
whatsaluftballoon:
The girls are like
and the guys are like
LOLING SO HARD CAUSE ITS SO DANG TRUE! AHAHAHA
HAHAHAH
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